movie quotes
Anyone care to weigh in on their favorite movie quotes? I'll come back and post mine later - I ahev to drag the boys to school for picture day. Sigh.
posted by BabelBabe @ 8:59 AM
7 comments
Anyone care to weigh in on their favorite movie quotes? I'll come back and post mine later - I ahev to drag the boys to school for picture day. Sigh.
posted by BabelBabe @ 8:59 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
This is a reasonable start, I imagine I'll add as time goes on and my brain retrieves more quotes as I use them.
It has raisins in it. You like raisins. – Better Off Dead
Bridget Jones’ Diary:
Bridget: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do.
And in that vein, Colin Firth as Mr Darcy in the BBC’s P&P (and the book, too, but Colin Firth…hmmm…):
Mr. Darcy: In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
Roman Holiday:
Audrey Hepburn as Princess Ann: I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's MOST unusual.
[Can you tell Moonstruck is my favorite movie of all time?]
Nicolas Cage as Johnny Camareri in Moonstruck:
Loretta I love you. Not…not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. Stars are perfect. Not us. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and to love the wrong people and..and die…I mean the storybooks are bullshit! Now I want you to come upstairs with me and GET in my bed.
Loretta announces she's going to marry Johnny Camareri.
Cosmo Castorini: I don't like him.
Rose: You're not going to marry him, Cosmo. Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.
Johnny Camareri: In time you will see that this is the best thing.
Loretta Castorini: In time you'll die and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!
Loretta: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Ronnie: Bring me the big knife!
Courtesy of Si,
Cruella DeVil in 101 Dalmatians:
“You imbeciles!”
and Lucky, in same:
My nose is froze and my toes is froze.
Cher in Clueless:I just want to be absolutely sure! I mean, you see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet!
How could I forget my obligatory Monty Python quotes:
Just a flesh wound!
and
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats!
What else floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Stop. What... is your name?
Sir Galahad of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
I seek the Grail.
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue. No, yel... aggghhhhhhhh!
AND
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Okay, I like dumber movies than you guys, but here goes:
HIGH FIDELITY
"All right! We have a nine percent chance of getting back together." --Laura to Rob
DIRTY DANCING
"I carried a watermelon." --Baby to the cool dancing people
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." --Johnny to Mr. Houseman
BETTER OFF DEAD
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. All right! Now turn!" --Charles DeMar when they're trying to ski the K-12
"Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." --Lane Meyer
SIXTEEN CANDLES
"I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork." --Mike to Sam
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER
"Come! Let us dance like children of the night." --Charlie to Harriet
"HEAD! Pants! Now!" --Charlie's dad to his brother.
"Woman...Wo-man...WOE-man.
She was a thief, You gotta belief
She stole my heart and my cat.
Betty, Judy, Josie and those HOT Pussycats
They make me horny, Saturday morni', Girls of cartoons leave me in ruins. I want to be Betty's Barney. Hey, Jane. Get me off this crazy thing... called...love" --Charlie in the coffee shop
"Well it's a well know fact, Sonny, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the Pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, The Meadows."
"So who's in this pentaverate?"
"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, 'Oh your gonna buy my chicken,' Oohh."
"Dad, how can you hate, The Colonel?"
"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it night and day, smartass!" --Charlie and his dad.
Oh! And if I need to include Python, I'll go with, "Bring out 'cher dead!" And also, "A wafer-thin mint."
I want to be Diane Keaton when I grow up.
And from Axe Murderer: We've go' a piper doooown!
Suzanne's right, pretty much the whole darn movie. It IS my favorite movie in life. Viewable in any mood.
(John Mahoney in the restaurant)Pardon me folks. That was just a very attractive mental patient.
Clear away all signs of the girl, and bring me a double vodka.
Rose: I just want you to know that no matter what you do, you're still gonna die.
Cosmo Castorini: Thank you, Rose.
Rose to Loretta - Your life's going down the toilet! (accompanied by much stereotypical Italian hand wringing and shaking)
I used this one just recently after reading about a theft of plumbing pipe from an empty house in HP:
Cosmo Castorini: There are three kinds of pipe. There's aluminum, which is garbage. There's bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong. Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money.
Ronny Cammareri: You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. You waited for the right man the first time, why didn't you wait for the right man again?
Loretta Castorini: He didn't come!
Ronny Cammareri: I'm here!
Loretta Castorini: You're late!
Serpentine, Shel, serpentine!
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